Wednesday, April 16, 2008

All Is Well Again

Press Release Just Issued:

Chesney's First Next Big Star Is A Lone Star
Austin's Curtis Grimes WOWs Legendary Stubbs Barbeque To Edge Joral Segura

Austin, TX: To borrow from Cameron Crowe's Oscar-winning coming-of-age-amongst-the-rock-stars “Almost Famous”: “…It's all happening” out on Kenny Chesney's Next Big Star Competition for the opening slot on each stops of his Poets & Pirates 2008 Tour. Poet Curtis Grimes, channeling the emerging Pat Green, edged out Joral Segura in a night of amazing music at legendary Stubbs' BBQ to win the coveted Frank Erwin Center opening slot for the 3 consecutive and current Academy of Country Music and 3 time and reigning Country Music Association Entertainer of the Year's show in Austin.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The PR intern that wrote yesterday's release is no longer employed I'm guessing :) lol

Anonymous said...

Haha.

Anonymous said...

So does Kenny write his own stuff?? The bolded parts have all the signs of 'short man syndrome'!!

Sharon said...

Why is when you post any quote about Kenny Chesney I take this REALLY BIG breath and hold it before I start to read? It's like there is always a never ending sentence! UGH!

Producer J. said...

LOL @ Sharon.

And no, Barbara, Holly Gleason writes his press releases.