Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Can't You Just Call Him "Superstar"

How would you like THIS descriptor before your name?

triple and reigning Academy of Country Music and double and current Country Music Association Entertainer of the Year Kenny Chesney.

You just can't make up the things that you read in a KC press release. I mean... obviously... someone does. But I sure couldn't.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ya know how some people buy Ferrari's and Corvette's 'cause they need to feel good about themselves, or make up for being short, or they have "other" shortcomings? Maybe he needs all that to make up for his lack of hair, or looking like a turtle... or something. :)

Anonymous said...

Turtle...lol, I always thought he looked like ET.

Anonymous said...

But ET is sweet... ;) LOL

Frank Strovel III said...

They forgot 'bald'.